Big J's words of wisdom about women

If you have never met Big J, you have missed an enormous amount of entertainment. I really have to start writing down all that he says....so, after a frustrating day with a bunch of girls, these are the lessons he gleaned...

1. Sometimes when a man says something to a woman, she hears the exact opposite of what he really meant.

2. Girls do not understand a man's desire to lead (aka....have a master key to everywhere in the camp when the girls don't and are irritated about the fact that he does).

3. Sometimes a girl can give you a look that means, "I want to make you feel guilty about something that you didn't even know you did. That is never a pleasant look to see."

4. I am understanding now that God gave me sisters so that I could be trained for when I become a husband and a dad.

Not too shabby. Maybe he'll write a book....LOL